deck the halls with parts of bodies

I must say, it really is genius how resourceful some people are. Be it by way of a list or of Google, it seems everyone has such thorough knowledge at their fingertips. Amazing how that happens, isn't it? Though, with all that, it still never fails to amuse that everyone apparently now knows every little detail about you. A shame that people are still so blinded by the idea that you are your reincarnate, when in reality, no one has the slightest clue who you are.

We'll have to do something about that, I expect.

Good Lord, you know, I think for a moment there I'd nearly forgotten what it was like to breathe. Some days filming just takes up so much of your time that when you come up for air, it's sort of an out of body experience, really. Then somehow, some way, you remember that places like this one actually do exist and it's been far too long since you've lurked about. Now I come forward, out of hiding, to give a big hello to all you lovelies. Better late than never, eh? Being on time never really was my strong suit.

Ah, where to begin? The beginning, I expect. Naturally. Hello all. Stieg's the name, acting's the game, and it's brilliant to finally exited the shadows, so to speak. Sort of. It was easier when I wasn't making a complete arse of myself.